“Irish I wasn’t part Polish!”
(And as a proud Pole/Mick I can totally say that! I own a Pope John Paul II Christmas ornament. ‘Nuff said.)
Needless to say, Missy was completely mortified upon seeing her brother’s clothing selection. She refused to look at him when he sat next to her on the couch — using a pillow to block her vision. I tried to explain that it’s not a great idea to wear black shoes with short shorts. “But black goes with everything!” Junior replied. Got me there.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.