Special Guest Post by RealPatriot9

Thanks to all who left encouraging feedback on this space in response to my CNN Money Debacle. You have no idea how much your support meant!

If you missed the last post, click here.

I took your advice and stopped reading the comments. But I just had to share this thoughtful observation from my new life coach RealPatriot9. He had a lot to say in response to the article — especially about my mediocre parenting skills. He must be a faithful reader of this blog!

Most of his asinine comments have been deleted by the forum moderator, but I was able to do a screen grab of this little gem:



RealPatriot9, I salute you.

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  1. karen

    Cracking up! LOVE your devil’s horns!!

  2. Mark W

    Karen, you little devil you!

    There are three types of people around this blue marble we borrow. Those who do, those who don’t and those who complain…you are defiantly in the ‘those who do’ camp…keep it up!!!

  3. valerie grunsted

    You guys are so vanilla. I’m waiting for the Real Grunsteds reality TV show… Scary sh!t!

  4. neighbor 264

    And this is exactly we love you. Keep up the good work.

  5. ginger

    Ah, karen, Patriot-prick is just jealous that his little tommy isn’t a video-game testing web-celeb, nor does he realize that your boy wears his shades to disguise himself from papparazzi 24/7 because he IS cool. He’s also probably part of the sesspool of “Patriots” proudly on unemployment and applying at the same business week after week, knowing they’re not hiring, just to get his form signed. All the while, he’s sure to have enough in the bank to pay his internet bill so he can sit around with his hand in his pants all day and read online news stories about why this country is failing while dishing out his (borrowed) two cents. That’s right, you are DOING and doing it well! Keep up the good work…we got your back!

  6. Colleen

    lol! too funny! your salute is the perfect response!

  7. Brynn

    This “RealPatriot9” character sounds like a total douche and his comment really irritated me. But that’s a rant I won’t begin.

    I just wanted to tell you that unlike realpatriot9, I love the picture of you and “Junior” above. He is so adorable in his tie-dye and shades! Also, your salute back to RP9 was the perfect response!

  8. Tara Albin

    RealPatriot9 has a small penis.

  9. GiGi

    Ohhhhh, does that realpatriot want a piece of me or what!? I have had it with people bully talking! You say the word & I am knocking on “it’s” blog and letting them have it. LEAVE MY MOM-MOM-MOM alone!

  10. amy

    Oh geez. How ridiculous! I love your sassy response!

  11. Patty

    For Pete’s sake, so YOU were insulted, TOM was insulted, and JUNIOR was insulted. Any nasty comments about Missy and Nutmeg??? All the above comments here and on the original blog about you as a person were spot on. I was too speechless from the shock to say anything eloquent.

    Tara, don’t mince any words, tell us how you really feel.

  12. Suzi Button

    Karen, in the words of Viktor E. Frankl,

    “What is to give light must endure burning.”

    You bring such a ray of sunshine with your blog into people’s lives so dont forget that! You might just have saved these poor people from heart attacks and strokes by letting them vent online! Congratulations life saver!!!

  13. Annemarie

    Perhaps you could use “SNAPPY COMEBACKS TO RUDE PEOPLE” QUOTES such as”

    Best Answer – Chosen by Voters

    You’re in luck — here’s a long list of them:

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of $h+t.
    2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
    3. How about never? Is never good for you?
    4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
    5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
    6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
    8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
    9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
    10. Ahhhh. I see the ****-up fairy has visited us again.
    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
    12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

  14. megryansmom

    KAAREN! Did your mother encourage that type of behavior? Or perhaps it’s something you pick up from the nuns in HS? Absolutely appalling.

    Real Patriot9 you win the asshat of the millennium award!

  15. Kim Pugliano

    What a dick.

  16. Hope

    you are my hero!! Classic.

  17. Karen

    Once again, my readers are way funnier than me! I am a very lucky gal to find such a like-minded group of warped people!

    Can’t wait to use: “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?” in my next confrontation.

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