If I Graduated from the Electoral College…

Imagine how fun Election Day would be if we could just vote by the Claw Machine! (The poor Cubs player would probably still lose to the Annoying Orange.)

“Mom, why are you taking a picture of the crane game? You’re embarrassing us!”

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Thinking of the East Coast writers who made me laugh at the Erma Bombeck Workshop:

Tracy | Lost in Suburbia
Shari | Dusty Earth Mother
Marinka | Motherhood in NYC
and my cheerleader Helen.

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Gulp: Here is My “Listen to Your Mother” Performance!

Okay, as much as I struggle with my Mickey Mouse voice and lunch-lady arms, here I am in all my glory!

(At one point there is loud chuckling where I say “this is so much fun” but it didn’t really get picked up on the audio so it appears that the audience is laughing AT me and not WITH me. I am pretty sure that is not the case. They were absolutely lovely and I had the time of my life!)

The videos are being uploaded city by city and posted on LTYM’s site. There are also playlists on YouTube and videos of my amazing Chicago cast family listed here. Please be sure to pour yourself a glass of wine and watch them — you will laugh and cry your heart out!

Without further ado or babble…

 

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